How To Know When You Have A Problem

This is for the girls. We know the story and it's a doozy but in an effort to protect the guilty (or innocent) I shall not retell it here. But in honor of the story I post this:

Vibrators Anonymous

Do you have a problem with vibrators? Only you can answer that question for yourself. However, taking the following quiz may help to put your relationship to vibrators in perspective for you. If you end up answering "yes" to three or more questions, you may want to take a good look how your life is affected by vibrators.

Have you missed classes or work because of vibrators?

Do you have trouble refusing vibrators?

Do you need vibrators in order to have fun at a party?

Do you use vibrators to build up your self-confidence?

Do you use vibrators to help you relax?

Have you tried to give up vibrators and failed?

Do you crave vibrators as soon as you wake up?

Do you get into trouble because of vibrators?

Do you crave vibrators at a definite time daily?

Do you lie to others about how often you partake in vibrators?

Have you gotten into financial difficulties because of vibrators?

Do you often wish people would just mind their own business about you and vibrators?

Remember, there are people who can help you control vibrators, instead of vibrators controlling you.