March 13, 2006

Goddamn! What A Lucky Woman!

Here are three lucky women that I envy as of this very moment:

1. This Oslo, Norway woman turned on her kitchen tap and out came beer instead of water. 'Nuff said.

2. Marey Carey, a well-known porn star of such classics as "Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo 2" and "Lick My Balls," and a former GOP candidate for governor of California, will meet once again with Karl Rove and Dubya this week. It's not that I like these guys, but I envy the fact she'll get to make these assholes uncomfortable in spite of the fact she hardly ever wears a strap-on.


3. Federal Judge Leonie Brinkema who got an opportunity today to fuck with the federal prosecutors running the Zacarias Moussaoui trial. These bozos coached 4 FAA witnesses in direct violation of the judge's order and she found out. Right now she has the ability to take the death penalty off the table and is making them sweat. I envy her because she has a prime occasion to call attention to the rampant abuses of the judicial system that occur under the current DoJ and the multiple violations in this case alone. Hey, I think the guy is a major turd, but the purposeful undermining of our system for a mark in the win column is as good as giving Osama Bin Laden a victory. Rule of Law is more important that vengence. Civil rights and a fair judicial system are more important than giving this guy a lethal dose of drugs. He alone was not responsible for 9-11. I think more fault lies with Bush, Condi, Cheney and Rumi than with this turd burglar. The fact is: they were just more into pushing their bullshit energy policy than protecting us from harm. They're arrogant dickweeds who should be publicly shamed and shat upon by morbidly obese people with explosive diarrhea as opposed to being given ten minutes on the CBS News to taut this as a win for our society. It's not. It's a sham. It's a hollow, meaningless diversion from what's happening to our society. If you don't believe me think about "gay marriage." See what mean???


Blogger Emptyman said...

If there is one thing the Bush adminstration does NOT stand for, it's the rule of law. In fact, the Bushies are quite remarkable for their often, and undisguised, contempt for the rule of law. What is most embarrasing is the complicity of Congress in all this. Shitting on the Constitution in the name of party loyalty.

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