Sorry, Aerosmith. I Just Couldn't Resist
Here's my stab today at humor. Made up by 'lil ole me:
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound of my gun.
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound
Cheney's got a gunCheney's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did Scooter Libby do?
What did he put you through?
They said when Libby was arrested
they found him underneath a desk
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Cheney's got a gun
he ain't never gonna be the same.
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did Scooter Libby do?
He jacked an agent named Valerie Plame
The man has got to be insane
They say the orders he was under
the Novak and the blunder
knew that someone had to stop Miller
Run away, run away from the Fitz yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the Fitz yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did scooter Libby do?
It's Cheney's last F.U.
He had to take him down easy and put a bullet in his face
He said 'cause everyone believes him.
The man had such a bad case.
He ain't never gonna plead the same.
Run away, run away from the Fitz yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the Fitz yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Everybody is on the run
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Because Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Cheney's got a gun
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound of my gun.
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound
Cheney's got a gunCheney's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did Scooter Libby do?
What did he put you through?
They said when Libby was arrested
they found him underneath a desk
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Cheney's got a gun
he ain't never gonna be the same.
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did Scooter Libby do?
He jacked an agent named Valerie Plame
The man has got to be insane
They say the orders he was under
the Novak and the blunder
knew that someone had to stop Miller
Run away, run away from the Fitz yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the Fitz yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did scooter Libby do?
It's Cheney's last F.U.
He had to take him down easy and put a bullet in his face
He said 'cause everyone believes him.
The man had such a bad case.
He ain't never gonna plead the same.
Run away, run away from the Fitz yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the Fitz yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Everybody is on the run
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Because Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Cheney's got a gun
posted by The Raving Badger at 11:12 AM
2 Comments:
Maybe I shouldn't tell you this... but it's fairly common knowledge around here that Dick Cheney's "undisclosed location" is a big house on the Town River in St. Michael's, Maryland, right across the Chesapeake Bay. Wisely, it appears that Uncle Dick goes to red states before shooting people.
I think I'll try to stay awake for Letterman tonight, because you know he'll have a field day with this.
A version of "Cheney's Got A Gun" -- sounding a lot like Aerosmith -- was played on Little Steven's show this weekend. Different lyrics than yours. Thematically the same, of course.
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