December 28, 2005

On This Meme of 4's Thing

My favorite blog writers have been answering some "Meme of 4's" thing recently. Here are my answers and the last 4 categories are of my creation:

1. Four jobs you've had in your life: Juice factory worker, toilet paper factory worker, resident advisor, lawyer

2. Four movies you could watch over and over: Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Flashpoint, Revenge of the Nerds (original only), Roman Holiday

3. Four places you've lived: Tampa, Florida; Biloxi, Mississippi; Houston, Texas; Zweibrucken, West Germany

4. Four TV shows you love to watch: The Daily Show, The Family Guy, Malcolm In The Middle,

5. Four places you've been on vacation: Neuvo Laredo, Mexico; San Antonio, Texas; Las Vegas, Nevada; Chicago, Illinois

6. Four websites you visit daily: AmericaBlog, Daily Kos, Crooks and Liars,

7. Four of your favorite foods: steak, homemade taters and gravy, homegrown tomatoes, Key Lime pie

8. Four places you'd rather be: bed, Key West, Las Vegas, San Francisco

9. Four people you'd sleep with if given a free pass: Michael Madsen, Mr. Sauter (my 6th grade teacher), Viggo Mortensen, Angelina Jolie (Come on. Who woudn't switch teams for that???)

10. Four people you'd like to beat within an inch of their life: The Bitch, Tim LaHaye, Pat Robertson, Rupert Murdoch

11. Four people you'd party with any day: Rory, Grasshopper, Cliffy, Angry Johnnie

12. Four things you find funny: farts, accidental public shitting, stink palms, bed wetting


Blogger Emptyman said...

Yes, but how often does one actually encounter accidental public shitting? (How often does one encounter intentional public shitting)?

9:00 AM  
Blogger The Raving Badger said...

Believe it or not, I have encountered both more than once. I had this group of guy friends I partied with in college. They did this nekkid running thing around the apartments called "The Pooner Run." On one such excursion, they shat on the doorstep of their former roommate/ex-fuck buddy of mine. Erich's turd was monster huge (go figure, he was 7 feet tall) and was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. He even used gently folded TP.

And accidental shitting....I guess you haven't ever spent any time in a college bar next to a Mexican restaurant????

10:04 AM  

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