September 26, 2006

Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch Is Dead!

It's official. We can break out the munchkins. The John Bolton nomination for US Ambassador to the UN is dead. As in a house dropped on him dead.

(Munchkins)

Ding Dong!
The Witch is dead.
Which old Witch?
The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong!
The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.
She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below.
Yo-ho,
let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh,
sing it high,
sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

(Mayor)

As Mayor of the Munchkin City,
In the County of the Land of Oz,
I welcome you
most regally.

(Barrister)

But we've got to verify it legally,
to see

(Mayor)

To see?

(Barrister)

If she

(Mayor)

If she?

(Barrister)

Is morally,
ethic'lly

(Father No.1)

Spiritually, physically

(Father No. 2)

Positively, absolutely

(Munchkins)

Undeniably and reliably
Dead

(Coroner)

As Coroner I must aver,
I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead,
she's really most sincerely dead.

(Mayor)

Then this is a day of Independence
For all the Munchkins and their descendants

(Barrister)

If any.

(Mayor)

Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

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