And Who says Tweety Matthews Doesn't Swallow?

Many of us less-Naziesque folks have been saying for a long time that there is no mainstream/liberal media. That it was a made up lie told over and over again by Nixon and his small dicked leftovers who now control the White House. Ha. Fucking ha. You can't get more real than this shit.

You can't pretend to be a journalist when you do shit like that or help fundraise for DeLay and Jackoff Abramoff's fake charity. That makes you one of them. Your pretense of having integrity or adhering to a professional code goes bye bye like the pants on the Department of Homeland Security Deputy Press Secretary near a middle school whenever you get near some fucktard with bad hair and campaign literature for God.

What I don't get is why Tweety owes Tommy Boy any fucking thing??? Why suck up to a complete turd who is getting nearly a full hour of free national press coverage from you at no expense? At Super Bowl XL prices, you gave him $288,000,000.00 in free advertising for the GOP. And you wanna throw in a blow job, too????

Seriously. What. The. Fuck.

PS- Just out of curiosity? Tweety, what do you use to get that taste out of your mouth?