If This Is A Joke, It's Well Done

I saw a report on the evening news Friday night about the XXXChurch passing out "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" bibles at an adult entertainment convention. I checked out the website 'cos I wanted the T-shirt. Sho' 'nuff the damn site looks real.

But the best thing of all is following the link to "Porn Sunday." And no, it's not a special Sunday set aside for all anal or DP. It's an anti-porn day. This year it will be held October 9th and there are media kits available. Well, you guys know me....I checked out what was listed in the kit and found a reference to the movie that these guys want you to show to your congregation. What's it called???

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"MISSIONARY POSITIONS"

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