October 12, 2005

A Little Perversion Therapy

I'm kind of an oddity. I'm a 30-something, married professional who likes gay porn.

There I've said it. I like watching guys with other guys. Why might you ask? Because it's all hot guys, all the time.

I don't have to see a sloppy-tittied hag fake her orgasm for the 19th time in a 23 minute video. I don't have to watch the guy try to stay hard as a director moves him from scene to scene expecting him to remain turgid enough to poke the dry hole of the meth addict starring in that particular production.

I get to see hard bodied guys do what hard bodied guys like to do. Fuck. And fuck hard.

It's a cool thing- the male sex drive. It's raw, untamed and unnerving that people can be that aggressive. There's no fakery (unless you count Viagra- but you can pretty much tell when that's being used) and there's no bullshit haggling about love, honor or committment. It's just sex for sex's sake. IOW- it's a pure biological escape.

Some friends of mine do not understand my preference for gay porn, but a few do. Some have likened it to guys liking lesbian porn. I agree there are some commonalities, but there are differences too.

For instance, men watch lesbian porn for several reasons- they don't have to compare their dongs to the over-achieving Ron Jeremy's starring in porn today. I mean seriously- how many guys are really 9 and 3/4's??? They don't have to compare how long they can last. Seeing how the average for intercourse is less than 5 minutes- I can see why most guys worry about comparisons. They don't have to be worried about being aroused by the sight of a nude guy and thus, can avoid any homoerotic potentialities. Lastly, they can see women in a completely subservient, made-for-men, put on that protects their sexual egos.

I don't have to worry about my sexual ego. It is what it is. I don't watch gay porn because of homoerotic potentialities- I watch it because the guys are beautiful (agreed that some aren't but I don't buy those videos). I can hardly say that a woman is beautiful although I freely admit I'd pay to see Brad and Angelina do it. I mean- who wouldn't?? I don't worry about how long I last. I'm a woman- technically- I can last all night. Hell, I can sleep through it if I want. And as a woman, it' not like you want to be known for having the biggest cooze. And who cares about big boobs other than bull dyke titty babies and men with serious nipple issues? I already feel like my boobs are big enough. My nipples are a whole other issue for a different blog and maybe a PhD paper or two.

My husband could care less what I watch as long as he doesn't have to watch it, see it laying about or have me interupt his History International to tell him about the new lube Chi Chi LaRue is using in his movies. It's the same way he feels about my football. He could care less if I hang out a the local sports bar all day making bets with the boys over beers and shots. He just doesn't want to hear about it or watch the game with me.

Oh, well. I guess we all have our escapes. Mine's a little perversion therapy.


Anonymous Amber said...

I am right there with you. I often hear my "urban" friends tell me that they work out hard because they want to be in Gay shape. (Of course, they may all be on the down low for that matter.) Gay porn exploits these beautiful men. Now don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want a threesome where the men are with each other....but that is because I am a selfish bitch and if the guys look like the ones in the gay porn, I want their undivided attention. That's just me. Thank you raving badger for once again saying what most of us women think!

8:02 PM  
Blogger The Raving Badger said...

I wouldn't want to see my husband with anyone else- especially a guy. That's just too icky. BUT I can watch Pitt and Clooney do it. A lot.

As Martha says- "it's a good thing."

Oh, and Amber, don't use "exploits" like it's a bad word. They're making good money for allowing me to watch what they would do anyway.

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