October 05, 2005

Outing- Right or Wrong?

I could care two shits who you fuck or don't fuck. I cold care less if you fuck at all (but if it's really fantastic do share details :) ). And so I ask the question more out of a sense that this nation is approaching a crossroads of sorts on the issues of gays and lesbians and how they fit in our society: Are they up front or do they come in the back door?

I am a big proponent of just saying what you think obviously. I'm also a big proponent of equal treatment for all people unless they are really, really stoooopid or really, really bigoted. So my answer seems pretty easy- I DON'T CARE; however, I do find it creepy to be a big flaming homo who beats up on other flaming homos like the Spokane, Washington mayor, James West who gaybashed for votes and then traded city jobs for handjobs. I actually see it as a form of abuse.

Let's put it another way: let's say you're the local frat rat who makes a point of heckling fat chicks but as soon as you get 3 beers in you you're looking to roll a fat chick in flour to find the wet spot. That's wrong. There's nothing wrong with being a chubby chaser. Nothing wrong at all, but there is something wrong with treating someone (or a group in the instant case) badly in public for personal gain. Ex.- The frat rat wants to be considered cool 'cos he "likes" the skinnyass sister from Delta, Delta, Delta Have I Feltya, Feltya, Feltya, but really he likes meaty cowgirls who wear Rockies and eat Foot Long Coneys. The brothers might not let him be part of the whackoff brotherhood unless he distances himself from who he really is. IOW- he gives up his identity. It's the same with the fuckwad politician who wants to be elected so he shouts "Down with Fags!" all the while surreptitiously scoping out nimble college jocks at the downtown health club.

Fuck that. As Bill Maher would say "New Rule!"

And the New Rule is: you must claim what you fuck if you say anything about fucking at all. Or anything related to mistreating or segregating others because of who they fuck.

You despise gay marriage? Then you must give the public a statement about who you fuck. No more backdoor, latenight booty calls and self-hating. No more kicking the hooker in the teeth for giving you a blowjob. If you don't respect yourself enough to be who you are, then no nookie for you, dickhead. You advocate rejecting people for assisted pregnancy because they're gay? Or Single? Then you better not be divorced. Your kids will be shot. Twice, if the last oral sex you had was from a same sex person in a truck stop bathroom.

BUT- if you're gay and you don't attack other gays there's no problem. You have a right to your privacy because you aren't publicly fucking people, so to speak.

And another thing- if you are gay and doing someone who is a closet case and they're bashing other gays- STOP DOING HIM OR HER. They don't deserve sexual pleasure. At all. Ever. They deserve a swift kick in the teeth and a frontpage display of what a creepy little fucker they are. No, not the fact that they are gay. The fact they are creepy, little fuckers. And you may need counseling to deal with esteem problems.

I hate hypocrites. Not fags or lezbos. Learn the difference.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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2:13 PM  
Blogger Curious Jane said...

You weild the word "fuck" very well. I like those who can actually use a swear word contextually and creatively.

Fuckin' A.
;)

2:15 PM  
Blogger The Raving Badger said...

Thanks, Curious Jane. I wasn't joking about the curse of a sailor's mouth. Mu husband shudders any time I drink "with the boys. He just knows every other word will involve a bodily function or sound.

2:23 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

re; Curious Jane -- Yeah, "fuck" is to RB what idiocy is to Right Wingers; parallel and permanently linked.

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