March 17, 2008

Howie and Donna Suck Donkey Dicks

Well, it's all I could think of. The fight is out of me at the moment. Not that I am not pissed at how they are fudge packing the Democratic Party ('cos I am and they are), but because it was a long week. And it's sorta redundant to keep pointing out what tools they are.

I defended Dean here a long while back, but over the last 15 months, I have seen that vertically challenged mutherfucker snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Not forcing Bwak to re-do Michigan pisses me off. Hell, re-doing it pisses me off. Hillary won that shit fair and square. Dumbass cocksucker decided to pull out (like I wish his drunk-o daddy would have done instead of conceiving that pencil-necked mutherfucker). Bwak didn't have to get off the ballot, he chose, too. And took Edwards with him.

Poor fucking Edwards. I sorta like the guy even if he is a bit too pretty. I'm a chick and I feel like I could assfuck him. A little lube, a short reach around (and I do mean short) and a word of encouragement like "Oh, your ass is so tight on my strap-on" or 'I'll love you forever" and you know he'd be squealing like Pam Anderson riding on Tommy Lee.

My main complaint on Edwards was his being a bit late to the Progressive Beer Pong Party. His positions were 180 degrees from four years ago and like the GOP wouldn't get out their beach footwear again. You bet your life that flip-flop company stock would triple in August.

I like Hillary. I think she's got the goods. I promise this though:

If Bwak steals this nomination, if his 'bots riot or threat to riot to get this nomination- I promise you I will not only vote for McCain, but will campaign for him and donate money. He's not nearly as dirty as that Chicago-styled dipshit delaing Hopium to the masses.


I hate Bwak with an infinite passion. I didn't at first, but I hate his pissant little supporters so much that there is no way I'd fucking link arms with those turd burglars and sing Kumbayah. I'd rather assfuck Breck Girl.


Blogger fenderjerk said...

lol we found your blog and myspace page okieatty/vawlaw

-the people who watch hillaryis44

3:19 PM  
Blogger The Raving Badger said...

Actually, I'm not, but it's damn funny someone must be ripping off my stuff.

Shit, you Obamabots are pretty fucked up. Yet another reason to not vote for that shit for brains.


3:36 PM  
Blogger fenderjerk said...

Obamabots? We're all Ron Paul supporters here. F*** Obama.

3:40 PM  
Blogger The Raving Badger said...

I dunno who is ripping me off, but it pissed me off. Then to have you bugging me makes it even more irritating.

If you're a RP supporter, then what the fuck is the point of fucking with me? Other than your short-dicked status? What? Haven't seen it since 1976?

As for the "we're watching" crap, that's just inane. Watch what ever the fuck you want, but at least get who you are harassing right, dickweed.

I dunno who you think I am, but I know who you are- a schmuck. A short, fat, hairy, schmuck.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Wonk said...

# OkieAtty Says:
September 9th, 2007 at 11:06 pm

DCDem, I’m the Raving Badger over there right now.

Secret, did you see the last line of the article about Hillary being #1 and Oprah being #2 in influence? Teehee.

7:40 PM  
Blogger Wonk said...

# OkieAtty Says:
March 20th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

Ronald, you got me…I am Geraldine…and I am…a Cashonista.

Donate today in honor of my birthday. $35.44 is the ticket. Then have a cold brew.

7:54 PM  
Blogger Wonk said...

The Raving Badger said...

Happy Belated Birthday. Mine was three days earlier than yours. March babies rule.

Glad you had a good one.
3:10 PM

7:55 PM  

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