January 13, 2005

Kid Rock "Too Good" for Bush Inaugural Concert?

Kid Rock, the "white trash rapper" was bumped from the Bush Inauguration Concert. Seems Kid was an ardent supporter of Bush during the election. His money was good enough, his low key fundraising appearances on Bush's behalf were good enough, but now his big pimpin', booty smackin', blow job talkin' self isn't good enough for the Inauguration? WTF? Taken together with all of the recent data on Bush voters being more likely to cheat, beat each other, drop out of school, be on welfare, divorce, get an STD, get pregnant w/o being married and do drugs- it seems that the "family values" party has got it all wrong. Kid SHOULD play the Inauguration- he's perfect to entertain the mindless twats who make up that party. Especially when that concert is hosted by the Bush twins. I'm sure they would get "special" backstage passes.

Come on, guys- that's a slap in the face to the Kid. He supports you, gets you money and votes and now he can't play a lousy f-ing show and hang with the boozing, bosum Bush babies just because his celebrity persona is one of a misogynistic, wife-beater wearing clown who most likely won't cut his greasy hair just to attend this wanker of a concert? Plus, I'm sure Mommy Bush is still pissed about the lyrics from an old song of his, but the man does play for the USO. But shit..... so does that "put a boot in your ass" ogre, Tobey Keith.

Maybe this is just more of a sign that the Bushies are hypocrits, liars, cheats, and users. How the hell could a bunch of overly-protected pansy asses ever identify with a self-made man? They'll use him, but put him out in public at the DC funded event? Heavens no. What would the Christian right think? Besides, they'll only let fodder for pedophilic wetdreams play at this concert- Hillary Duff and JoJo. With the pharmaceutical reps letting the Viagra flow like Christal at a P.Diddy party, and the teenage poontang this may be a night to remember for some of those gray-headed dildoes. Oooo la la.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a Kid fan, but I love seeing the ravages of hypocrisy. Family values my ass. It's all about the money and the poontang. I'm sure Kid could appreciate that.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the lyrics:

Pimp of the nation, I could be it
In fact I forsee it
But I only pimp hos with the big tush
While you be pimpin Barbara Bush

Have something to do with it. As John Stewart said, "I hope they don't meet at the party...awkward." Besides, I think Bush falls off the wagon whenever he's hanging with Kid Rock, and I'd bet that he's done at least Jenna.


4:56 PM  
Blogger The Raving Badger said...

Dear Curtis-

Those are the lyrics. Who did Jenna? Bush or Kid? Just a point of clarification. The memory of either would encourage the kind of drinking she is legendary for.


The Amazing Cyclops a/k/a The Raving Badger

10:25 AM  
Blogger Amie Stuart said...

Maybe the words "pimp of the nation" hit a bit too close to home for the shrub...ahem =)

9:13 PM  
Blogger The Raving Badger said...

Now Cece, are you implying Bush has been selling off our nation to the highest bidder? ;) Why, silly goose, of course he has. That's what retarded asshats do. They shirk their duty and make a fast buck. Let's see if he joins the Carlisle Group when his term is over. I actually doubt it because by then, he'll have served his usefulness.

1:24 PM  

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